I want a greasy cheeseburger.
alexkisu: helicoils: i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves you wanna ask me out now or later
lolsofunny: aradiamegidoo: when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously (lol here!)
friskygrandma: but maybe, underneath it all, i am a hollaback girl
pizza: high-self-esteem: fatwink: all i want is pizza and high self esteem hello hello hahaha
marypoppinthatpussy: The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest
acutelesbian: I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking tru
sociolab: Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes? That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood. Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.
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twerking-in-my-volvo: long-weave-dont-believe: hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi. And if that wifi doesn’t work Momma will destroy the fucking earth
Life's Little Rambles.: shitsponge:... →
shitsponge: thefeltonfreak: realityisahumaninvention: unclefather: nottoointeresting: thelaughingmango: unclefather: why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead too soon How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family. WHAT A horse walks into… knock knock. who’s there? not johnny.
rebeccalynnsomething: waking up really wore me out. guess it’s time to go back to sleep
i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.
chickensandwich: may the lord have lamborghini mercy on your soul